the salt makers

This world has reached a new point of moral decline.....

Perusing craigslist I decided to visit the "men seeking women" section. In case you didn't know this is where the world's socially inept degenerates congregate on the internet to create a forum where desperate individuals may meet other desperate individuals in hopes of engaging in debauchery. These men are simply pathetic. Well, I looked at one profile and it had an advertisement for the following:

http://www.seekingarrangement.com

Yeah, look again. That's what it is. It's a dating service that brings "interested" individuals together; namely a sugar daddy/mommy and a sugar baby (male/female). What ensues cannot be interpreted in any other way than legal prostitution.

Here is my favorite part of the advertisement:

It's Natural:

Let's face it... It's human nature for older men to want the younger and more attractive women. It's also natural for younger women to seek out men who are successful, specifically those who have the means of providing a woman with comforts and luxuries.

While some society may have laid down a set of unsaid rules about extra-Marital affairs or pre-Marital sex, who is to say what is "right" or "wrong"? In the past, Kings, Shahs and Emperors have had multiple lovers or concubines. It is human instinct to be attracted to beauty, as it is to be attracted to wealth and power. Remember, that life is short and you only live once... So, why not explore what it may be like to find an ideal arrangement today.

I'm convinced. Who IS to say that anything is right or wrong? I mean, in the past, Kings, Shahs and Emperors have had sexual relations with young children and their nuclear family. Who are you to judge? It's natural!

Well, seeing this, what do you suppose I did? That's right, I joined it to see what sort of people actually try to obtain a "sugar baby." During the membership process they ask you what you are looking to be: a sugar daddy/mommy or sugar baby male/female. I chose to become a sugar baby male. They then ask you to confirm your decision with the following:



I chose "Yes. This is what I look like"

Well, once was in I began the searches. And I'll tell you I saw some pretty disturbing things. Here is one of the more frightening ads:

Sugar Mommy : OLD FATTY LOOKING FOR YOUNG HOTTIE Name: Nora Age: 66 Height: 1.52 meters (4' 12") Body: Full / Overweight Location: Texas, United States Budget : Open - Amount Negotiable Seeking: Sugar Baby (M), Sugar Baby(F) Profile Created: 18 August '06

We've got a 66 year old "fatty" looking for a "young hottie." She also describes herself as a "heavy drinker and heavy smoker." Brilliant. Good luck to you Nora.

Note the "budget" description. This is how much the "sugar mommy" is willing to give to their "sugar baby" each month for their "services." Suffice it to say that's some expensive "conversation."

But it has to get better, right? It sure does!

I rejoined, but this time as a "sugar daddy."



Smoking cigars and looking like a pedophile is apparently a prerequisite to acquiring the status of "sugar daddy."

So, here are where the true gems are:

Sugar Baby (F) : LOOKING TO BE PAMPERED Name: SEXY STEPH Age: 35 Height: 1.6 meters (5' 3") Body: Full / Overweight Location: Michigan, United States Expect : Open - Amount Negotiable Seeking: Sugar Daddy Profile Created: 22 September '06

Hey! She doesn't sound so bad, I mean come on! Her name is "Sexy Steph."

Say hello to Sexy Steph:

INSERT PICTURE OF DISGUSTING MAN-THING WITH HER 6 MONTH OLD CHILD ON HER LAP AND 5 YEAR OLD CHILD IN BACKGROUND. HER PICTURE HAS SINCE BEEN REMOVED FROM THE WEBSITE I WAS FEEDING OFF OF. SHE LOOKS SOMETHING LIKE THIS:

Yeah, that's no joke ladies and gentleman. And that is not a man. But He-man's information page gets really interesting:

Drinking Habit: Social Drinker
Summary: LOOKING TO BE PAMPERED
Description: I am 35 mwf, looking for a man to spoil and pamper me, who knows how to live life to it's fullest extent, and a man that's looking for a woman for what she's about on the inside instead of the outside, someone who's true and not a game player.
Arrangement I'm Seeking
I'm Seeking: Sugar Daddy
I Expect: Open - Amount Negotiable
Description: I am looking for a sugar daddy who is willing to travel to see me, and also someone who is willing to buy me anything i want and need.

So, Jabba here is married, has children, and is looking to trade sex for money. She also wants someone to travel to see her. I don't even want to get into the example she's setting for her kids by taking pictures with them in her lap to entice "sugar daddies" to engage into legal prostitution with her but WHAT THE FUCK? I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that maybe, just maybe, she's shooting a little high.

And the final jewel of my eye: Sugar Baby - F.

Hey, she's actually pretty attractive! I mean, I would totally pay her for legal prostitution if I were that kind of immoral, unscrupulous, disgusting, morally repugnant, misogynistic man-whore. No lie, mom! But her profile is what's most interesting: